Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Sleeeep

How about a little sleep ...... Now. Ok, how about now........ Now?......

Ok, reruns it is.
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Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Man Challenge Time

Man Challenge: In only one text message, give your wife directions without using north, south, east, or west.
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One Liners

I can stop being vague, or I could stop doing this other thing. -Missy Webb

Never argue with a 90 degree angle. It's always right.

A cannibal passed his brother in the woods.

The poor use of language is mind-bottling. - Steve Webb
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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Deep Thoughts...

You should take the road less traveled. That way, when I hop on the interstate, there is less traffic.
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Sunday, November 15, 2009

A Rhyme

When you try to make a rhyme
Please be sure and take the time
To make the words in every line
Not necessarily alike.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Cricket

We're watching Family Guy and Adam West just said what be may the funniest line I've heard...

My pet cricket has restless leg syndrome.

Good schtuff.
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Friday, November 13, 2009

My Two Blondes

Missy and Brandy share a little face time...literally.

Man Bliss

This is the post U-verse installation man bliss.
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Nifty Device

This is a device that says, "Hey. Put that brownie down!"
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Basket Case

Schwebbie doesn't like Michaels. This is evident. Could this hint be any more NOT subtle?! Man challenge: Embarrass your wife as much as possible when she drags you into stores that chip away at your manhood.
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Schwizzle's Brandy

Apparently, we interrupted a GREAT nap by taking her photo. She's our goofball!
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Well, hello!

We are Steve & Missy and if you know us, you know we love each other, we love life, and we love our Creator. We also love laughing. So here's our meek and lowly blog - created on Friday the 13th. We aren't scared. Really. We shall debunk the myth of the 13th by having a fabulously popular and frequently read blog. Yep. It may take us 13 years, but we shall prevail the blog world. Our goal - 13 followers.

Love, Schwizzle