My husband and I are going half an hour out of our way just so we can say we've been to Toad Suck Park, Arkansas.

Man Challenge: With gladness in your heart, oblige when your wife says, "Honey, would you get out of your chair and hand me this thing that is closer to me than it is to you?"

Dear gentleman who neglected to wash his hands after using the Wal-Mart restroom: please don't touch anything I'm about to touch. In fact, just don't touch anything. Thank you.

The eternal conundrum "what happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Chuck Norris punched himself in the face.

This ADHD kid doesn't like recipe cards. Anyone else wish they made them as flow charts instead?

Who is Pete and why is his sake so cliche-worthy?

Man Challenge: Don't laugh when, while trying to explain what the "H" stands for on the Montreal Canadiens' jerseys, your wife asks, "Hosers?"

I could spend hours on the petfinder.com app on the iPhone.

Found a senior golden on my way to work this morning. He's amazing! Let's hope the owners respond to ads, flyers, or call the shelter. Someone is missing this sweet boy!

Why does the dog feel the need to treat me like his personal napkin after he finishes drinking?

My two male goldens are wrestling with groans, growls, and ferocity. I'm reminded of Lion King scenes.

I just rescued my puppy from the pool. And by rescue, I mean I just interrupted his jolly good time... Still, baby gates coming up!!!

My husband is a morning person. And he thinks it's funny when all three dogs jump on the bed and greet me. There isn't enough Calgon for this.

I think it's high time the monkey's aunt gets a little recognition, too.

There isn't much that's more beautiful or heartbreaking as an old dog after a strenuous play at the park.

Today my husband is using his upgrade to go from one iPhone to the mackdaddy of iPhones. How much do you think I'll see him this weekend?!?

After tonight's egg salad sandwiches, I think Easter is FINALLY over, along with creative cooking using boiled eggs.

I cannot stress this enough-- tiramisu is Missy bliss. I LOVE Othello's!

Every guy needs an air compressor, right? Missy's not quite convinced.

The office is creepy when everyone else is gone.

Recapping what we know for sure, you're an inadequate verifier and you can't rule out the possibility that I'm awesome. (Thanks, Dilbert)

My husband just whispered sweet insults into my ear. He was SO made for me!

Picasa's red eye tool is awesome, but I wish they had a "Remove Cataracts from Old Dog's Eyes" tool, too.

Man Challenge: Keep a straight face and avoid all Bill Engvall-isms while responding to the stranger who has looked at the DVD in your hand and commented, "Gonna watch a movie, huh?"

Happy Easter, all! Click to see our video message- http://tinyurl.com/y9lhbsg -And no, it isn't a virus.

Absurdity is knowing the outcome and betting against it. -Mike Parker, Alameda Church of Christ

Hide and Seek with three boys and their dad, and the one we couldn't find? Well, he was in the bathroom taking a poop. Boys are awesome!

Wow. I was just drooling a lot. No wonder they call it a water chestnut.

His wind is tossing my hair, His sun is warming my skin, and His Word is filling my mind. I don't have enough appointments with my Creator.

It's that time of year where I reminisce about the Easter Bunny bringing me a stuffed rabbit. I was a clever kid & named it Bunny Rubble.

Maybe it isn't time to open up the pool yet, but I think it's a perfect night to fire up the grill!

It's April Fool's Day. I'll take very few updates seriously today, so if you're engaged, pregnant, or promoted, can you post it tomorrow?