Overheard out back by one of the boys in the pool: "I have two words for you-- Bring it on!"

The devil doesn't practice "catch and release."

These American Idol commercials are trying to compete with Super Bowl ads.

I'm not gawking, I'm storm chasing... very slowly.

The NWS (National Weather Service) has declared that today's storms constitute a PDS (Particularly Dangerous Situation). In other news, the NWS (National Webb Service) has declared me to be a PDS (Particularly Dangerous Steve).

So, whose bosom was it before Abraham died?

Gowalla or Foursquare and why? Gowalla is nicer but Foursquare has more users. Just curious.

The first person that thought about creating a snooze button HAD to think of it on a Monday.

I drove my assembled-in-Tennessee-but-made-in-Japan car with the designed-in-California-but-made-in-China iPod playing old school R&B to a Mexican restaurant staffed by young hippies. I love America.

Happy Star Wars Day! May the 4th be with you.

Nothing says "good morning" quite like the sound of a large dog vomiting on your bed.