I got a paper letter in a paper envelope to tell me about the paperless billing I'm already enrolled in.

My husband sent me a fax today. It was on Initech letterhead. Yes, Initech. And the message said he didn't have time to send me a fax.

I'm waiting for my computer to boot up & for the office coffee to finish brewing. At this rate, I may be productive by noon. Happy Monday!

Marshmallow Mateys, thou art my undoing.

The puppy likes the laser pointer. I see a nap in his immediate future. Go, Moose, go!

On a scale of pffft to wahoo, my interest level today is resting at a cozy meh.

Looking forward to a traditional Irish meal. I just placed my carryout order with O'Domino's.

Why are dishes we label 'hearty' usually bad for our hearts?

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?" R.I.P. Peter Graves, 1926-2010.

Let's get rid of Mondays and make Saturdays 48 hours long!

My husband just built the coolest thing- a wooden box for the old dogs to step onto since they're not good at jumping on the high bed. Yay!

My husband is convinced that I need Travelocity's cabin fever jingle as my ring tone. All well and good until a client hears it!

How AT&T U-verse Made Me A Better Husband

I'm lazy. There, I said it. Okay, maybe not completely lazy. Let's go
with "selective enthusiasm." One thing I am selectively un-
enthusiastic about is housecleaning. If you come over unexpectedly,
you might see a bit of clutter. My wife has a similar mindset (sorry
for throwing you under the bus, honey).

So, today is Friday. I'm off work on Fridays. I usually have a list of
projects lined up for Fridays. Housecleaning doesn't often make the
list. After lunch with Missy at her office, I came home intending to
work on one of my freelance web projects. However, our Internet
service was down. I called and they scheduled an appointment for a guy
to come out and look at it. When, I told Missy about it, her reaction
was, "Oh no! The house is a mess!!"

Guess what project just got moved to the top of my list? Yep. So thank
you, AT&T for providing just the right selective enthusiasm this
afternoon. My wife appreciates it very much.

I've spent the last two weeks trying to make time to get through the chapter on time management in the book I'm reading. Fail.

Wait, now. The blind dude on American Idol just said to Ryan: "It's good to see you, too."