Dear gentleman who neglected to wash his hands after using the Wal-Mart restroom: please don't touch anything I'm about to touch. In fact, just don't touch anything. Thank you.

The eternal conundrum "what happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Chuck Norris punched himself in the face.

This ADHD kid doesn't like recipe cards. Anyone else wish they made them as flow charts instead?

Who is Pete and why is his sake so cliche-worthy?

Man Challenge: Don't laugh when, while trying to explain what the "H" stands for on the Montreal Canadiens' jerseys, your wife asks, "Hosers?"

I could spend hours on the petfinder.com app on the iPhone.

Found a senior golden on my way to work this morning. He's amazing! Let's hope the owners respond to ads, flyers, or call the shelter. Someone is missing this sweet boy!

Why does the dog feel the need to treat me like his personal napkin after he finishes drinking?

My two male goldens are wrestling with groans, growls, and ferocity. I'm reminded of Lion King scenes.

I just rescued my puppy from the pool. And by rescue, I mean I just interrupted his jolly good time... Still, baby gates coming up!!!

My husband is a morning person. And he thinks it's funny when all three dogs jump on the bed and greet me. There isn't enough Calgon for this.

I think it's high time the monkey's aunt gets a little recognition, too.

There isn't much that's more beautiful or heartbreaking as an old dog after a strenuous play at the park.

Today my husband is using his upgrade to go from one iPhone to the mackdaddy of iPhones. How much do you think I'll see him this weekend?!?

After tonight's egg salad sandwiches, I think Easter is FINALLY over, along with creative cooking using boiled eggs.