Man Challenge: With gladness in your heart, oblige when your wife says, "Honey, would you get out of your chair and hand me this thing that is closer to me than it is to you?"

Man Challenge: Don't laugh when, while trying to explain what the "H" stands for on the Montreal Canadiens' jerseys, your wife asks, "Hosers?"

Man Challenge: Keep a straight face and avoid all Bill Engvall-isms while responding to the stranger who has looked at the DVD in your hand and commented, "Gonna watch a movie, huh?"

Man Challenge Time

Man Challenge: In only one text message, give your wife directions without using north, south, east, or west.
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Basket Case

Schwebbie doesn't like Michaels. This is evident. Could this hint be any more NOT subtle?! Man challenge: Embarrass your wife as much as possible when she drags you into stores that chip away at your manhood.
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